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January
2, 2006: Happy New Year! BSG starts up on Friday, but
in the meantime, a fun list: What's
On the iPods of the NX-01 Crew (and Friends)? As always,
suggestions welcome and will be credited.
January
9, 2006: Commentary on " Resurrection
Ship, Part 1" is up. And Connor's Close
to Home is this Friday at 9pm on NBC.
January
16, 2006: It was a pleasure to see Connor get a larger
role with more range, and he picked a good and interesting
character to play. His Stargate: Atlantis episode
is either February or March, no confirmation yet, and
his character is slated to return depending on his availability.
Commentary on "Resurrection
Ship, Part 2" is up.
January
23, 2006: Commentary for " Epiphanies" is
up.
I
got a really lovely gift today: Zeke of Five-Minute.net made
me a personalized avatar. In my entire life (or at least
the dozen years I've been on the net) nobody's ever created
a custom avatar for me. I'm really touched and flattered.
Thanks, Z.
January
30, 2006: Commentary for " Black
Market" is up, although it's not very long because
this was a depressing episode.
February
6, 2006: Another shorter commentary for " Scar," since
this was mostly about one person falling apart in slow
motion.
A fresh Get
Me Rewrite! with a photo from the Mirror Universe.
If this is popular I'll find more MU shots.
One or two funny ads at this year's Super Bowl
-- Fabio and the "little monster" H3 -- but no
real standouts. Again. I ffwded the entire game, so I have
no comment on the football part.
February
13, 2006: "Sacrifice" was
an improvement over the last two, although not up to the
level of "Resurrection Ship." Someone sent me
another funny BSG link, to an intermittent cartoon called Frakking
Toasters.
I'm told that Connor's SG:A episode, "Michael," is
due February 24th. I'll keep my eyes open for confirmation.
February
20, 2006: "Michael" is definitely airing
on the 24th. TiVo is set!
Commentary for " The
Captain's Hand" is up. Either Ron Moore made an enormous mistake
by having Roslin outlaw abortion, or he's planning on killing
the subplot shortly. Tip of the hat to Sandy for pointing
out the many problems.
I've taken down the link to the guestbook,
because every time I made it writable, it would get filled
with a hundred robot entries. :(
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Connor Trinneer: So, whaddya say,
big guy? Think I can come back for a few more guest spots?
Jason Momoa: I dunno. You're awfully
handsome. The rest of us can't hardly measure
up.
Trinneer: Yeah, but I get to wear a
lot of latex.
Momoa: Not all the time.
Trinneer: Really ugly latex.
Momoa: And you're a better actor than
the entire regular cast put together.
Trinneer: Well, I can't help that. But
I promise I make everybody else I work with
look good.
Momoa: Really?
Trinneer: Hey man, back on "Enterprise," I
had chemistry with a chair.
Moma: Welcome aboard.
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February 27, 2006: I have to say I wasn't
impressed with the SG:A cast themselves, but if the
character of Michael (played by Connor) returns for next
season, I'll be watching -- to root for the Wraiths! ;) He
was wonderful.
I have so missed seeing Connor every week. He had great range, from goofy
grin to growing disquiet to teary-eyed shock to bitterness to rage. Add this
to "Close to Home" and his pick of ENT episodes and he's got a great
résumé tape. As I hear it, the character is in the finale under
heavy Wraith makeup with Connor's voice looped, and Connor is filming a guest
spot in the season opener for July. Beyond that we don't know -- there are rumors
that the character will return, but nothing confirmed yet. I know sci-fi is typecasting,
but I'd rather see him on something I can stand to watch on a regular basis.
Commentary for the mindblowing "Downloaded" is
up. This one launches more new potential plots than a week
of soap operas.
March 7,
2006: Ooh, looky, content! A dear friend sent me a
transcript of a question-and-answer
session with some of the BSG2K actors. No spoilers.
March 13,
2006: Oh my god we have to wait until OCTOBER for the season
premiere? After THAT finale?!
I did a separate commentary for " Lay
Down Your Burdens, Part 1" last week. Part 2 will
be delayed a day or two; I hope to have it up Wednesday.
Mainly because my brain is scrambled. Has there
ever in the history of TV been a show that changed directions
like that for the sheer fun of it?
The character of Michael had a brief appearance
in the SG:A season finale, but was played by another
actor, who was really markedly not Connor even under the
latex. If there's official notice about any future spots
by Connor on the show I'll advise.
March 20,
2006: Belated Happy Birthday to Connor! (and many
mooooooooore!) Commentary for " Lay
Down Your Burdens, Part 2" is up, finally. Probably
one of the most amazing things I've ever seen on TV.
Connor is due to appear in the first two eps
of SG:A next season (beginning of July) so far. More
news when have it. Dominic Keating and Jeff Combs are in
a movie together, although it's one of these indie/arthouse
circuit things, so it's not like the rest of us will see
it. John Billingsley I think has a recurring role on "Prison
Break" now. Scott Bakula is doing theatre. So at least
some of the cast is keeping busy.
March 27,
2006: Another quickie amusing list (because I'm hard
at work on next week's Extra): " Things
Archer Signs Without Looking." Suggestions welcome.
April 4,
2006: Just in case you missed it, here's "TuckerWrenched," my
2006 April Fool's site. (I couldn't justify leaving it
up for a week and a half.) If you liked it, do drop me
a note.
Oh, and Zeke's
finally joined the squadron in singing the praises of BSG2K.
His summaries are worth a laugh, if only to discover that
the reason he banned excess exclamation points on the 5M.net
forums is so he could use them all for this event.
April
10, 2006: Convention note: Connor was at Vulkon this
past weekend and told folks he'll be doing a guest spot
on NCIS, which reportedly airs in May. I'll post details
when they're firm. I am thrilled beyond words that he's
getting work! yay Connor!
This week's fun list: what would happen if
other Trek characters were affected by the same OCD
Plot Complication as ENT did in "Singularity"?
April 17,
2006: Whole buncha goodies this week. tjinloca was
nice enough to give me a photo of Connor from Vulkon, with
one of those SHIRTS! plus
a few comments from him about his wardrobe.
Not only did he mention the NCIS guest
spot, but also that he'll be doing a character for Family
Guy. Our Boy is getting enough work that I'm now adding
a new sidebar over on
the left, "Upcoming Connor Guest Shots." He's also
doing numerous conventions, but I can't keep up with those.
And finally, since we have six months of reruns
yet to go, we have the BSG2K
Drinking Game. Suggestions welcome and will be credited.
April 24,
2006: Nothing of substance this week, by comparison;
offline duties rather swamped me. Ziggy weighed
in on the franchise on Sunday (the Wilsons have done Trek-related
comics before, so someone over there must be one of us).
Connor'sNCIS guest spot is confirmed for
Tuesday, May 2. (If you're not familiar with the show,
Sandy strongly recommends that you at least read the brief
show synopsis.) I'll have "Other Nors" next
week.
May 1,
2006: Just a short list this week: On one late DS9
episode we were introduced to a second, abandoned, Cardassian
space station, dubbed "Empok Nor." Our own DS9
was known to the Cardassians as Terok Nor. One can then
infer that the "-ok Nor" suffix is some manner
of naming system, effectively "Station One," "Station
Two," etc. Of course, the mighty Cardassian Empire
didn't stop at a measly two stations, so we theorize there
must be others floating around, with their own contingent
of Cardies and other species. Those are the " Other
Nors."
Connor's NCIS episode is on tomorrow
night. The SG:A opener is a two-parter, July 14 and
21 (at 10pm), and he'll be in both; other appearances are
still rumors right now.
May 8,
2006: While scouring the 'net for photos for an upcoming
new feature, I happened by the official site's slide show
for Connor, and found another great new photo for " Those
SHIRTS!" ("Great" being a relative term,
of course.)
Dominic Keating gave his site a
moderate makeover -- still the same color theme (honey, the
blue headlines are impossible to read), but new photos and
a cleaner look, plus a splash page which actually has a useful
menu on it. Looks like the beard from "Twilight" is
here to stay.
And a new Get
Me Rewrite! starring Tom Zarek and Laura Roslin. Cross-series
jokes welcome.
May 15,
2006: Speaking of BSG, I thought this Galactisimpsons piece
was pretty funny.
So it's been just over a year since ENT wrapped
up its run *snif*. This time last year, Zeke of Five-Minute.net ran
a Cancellation Spectacular, with six different "This
Just In" articles on the show's demise. One of them
was "Webmasters
Seek New Niches to Niche," where he explained TripHammered's
dilemma -- and the (joking) solution.
"...another popular Enterprise site
is TripHammered, which focuses on the various travails
of chief engineer Charles "Trip" Tucker III.
This task will clearly become more difficult with no more
travails to focus on.
Webmaster Evangelina "evay" Rimsky-Korsakov
thus intends to change the site's focus slightly. "Trip
can't be hammered anymore, but there's someone else out
there who can be," explained Ms. evay. "Starting
now, we're TrinneerHammered. Connor loves to do
conventions and public appearances, so he'll be easy to
find, especially in those
shirts he wears. I've got a Hammer
of Crushing on backorder, and several readers have
volunteered to take the pictures. Yep, I think TH has a
bright future ahead of it. After all, what better way to
ease the pain of losing Enterprise than to share
it with someone else?"
At the time, I was very flattered, and thought
it was hilarious. A year later, I'm still trying to come
up with new content every week or two (you try giving
up a website after three years of updating once or twice
a week). And I thought, since Connor is so helpfully staying
employed with guest shots on various shows, why not take
Zeke up on his gag?
Herewith I present TrinneerHammered,
a series of photos-with-blurbs detailing the trials and tribulations
of Connor's roles before and after Trek. I'll continue to
update as he gets more work, which (happily for us) he seems
inclined to keep doing. Not everything has a photo because
some things I haven't been able to find screencaps for. If
you have something you'd like to contribute, let me know
and I'll gladly credit you. Kisses to Zeke for (unwittingly)
giving me more fodder for my site.
May
22, 2006: A cute ENT
'toon from Tye, of The
Lighter Side of Sci-Fi.
May 29,
2006: So someone asked producer David Goodman, who
used to be on ENT and is now working on Family Guy,
about Connor's upcoming appearance(s), and he very kindly
responded:
Connor did come in and do a couple of voices
for us, in the episode "Road To Rupert." It hasn't
aired yet, the animation process takes a long time, so
it won't be finished until early next year, probably be
on the air in January or February. We ended up not doing
the Western show Seth mentioned to Connor, but we will
definitely have him back as he did his usual outstanding
job.
If Connor does the voice of Rupert the teddy
bear, I will fall off my chair laughing.
Hildwyn of Rohan, one of my loyal Rewrite Doctors,
suggested a great idea for a list: All
I Really Need To Know I Learned From Trip Tucker. Suggestions
welcome.
June 5,
2006: More entries added to All
I Really Need To Know I Learned From Trip Tucker. Plus
we saw X-Men 3 over
the weekend, so I have a few thoughts on that as well.
And a new link, to Connor's
Quotes, a straightforward but amusing collection of
pithy tidbits from our favorite actor.
Oh, and TripHammered has reached one hundred
thousand hits. :) I know it hardly stacks up against
Zeke's 660K+ or any of the gigunda sites, but it's my work
people keep coming back for, even with ENT off the air
for a year, and that means a lot to me. So thank you.
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Knowing that FOX's snappy medical drama House is
based on Sherlock Holmes, Connor freshens his résumé photo
in an effort to win the part of Dr. Wilson's heretofore-unseen
brother.
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June 12,
2006: According to the IMDb, Connor will only be in
the two-part season opener for SG:A -- he's not listed
for the remainder of the episodes of the season. :(
Thanks to Sandy's generosity, I can now present
a full recap of Connor's appearance in FreakyLinks. For something of a hack show, the
part was surprisingly meaty, and Connor did a marvelous job
with it. I wonder if he thinks back on it now that he actually
is married with a child. Far
East is in the works.
June 19,
2006: For those of you who enjoy fun with your science,
not to mention with your junk food, we have the the
Extreme Diet Coke and Mentos Experiments. The main
video is about three minutes -- stay for the whole thing.
ooh, and a new entry for the ENT
Drinking Game! Suggestions always welcome (and for
the BSG Drinking
Game too).
June 26, 2006: Once
again thanks to Sandy, we now have what might be the most detailed
recap of Connor's performance in Far
East on the Net. His plot is fairly interesting, but
the rest of the story is so removed from it that it might as
well have been excised from another play altogether and jammed
in here to leaven the tedium of the main characters trying
to poke one another's eyes out with canapé forks.
Site updates, October
3 through
December 26, 2005
Site updates, July
4 through September 26, 2005
Site updates, April
1 through July 1, 2005
Site updates, January
4 through March 25, 2005
Site updates, October
1 through December 31, 2004
Site updates, July
4 through September 24, 2004
Site updates, April
7 through June 30, 2004
Site updates, January
1 through March 31, 2004
Site updates, October
1 through December 31, 2003
Site updates, July
4 through September 30, 2003
Site upates, April 2 through July 2, 2003
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4 through December 31, 2002
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