no damage serious damage

Storm Front

8 Oct 04

{In the Mirror Universe, the writers would have been flogged for this plot.}

Storm Front II

15 Oct 04

Home

22 Oct 04

No damage. Even in the Mirror Universe, a guy can go home to his mother on occasion.

Borderland

29 Oct 04

Embarrassed that Mirror Brent's Kids have a cooler, faster ship than Enterprise. Nacelle envy.

Cold Station 12

5 Nov 04

Gets to fire at the station, but Reed escapes unscathed, to Tucker's disappointment.

The Augments

12 Nov 04

Standard engineer's acida over stressing his wee bairns. The Kids find the "Mother Tucker" limerick in the Bird of Prey's database and chant it until he inverts their warp field and blows them up.

The Forge

19 Nov 04

With Forrest and T'Pol off the ship investigating Vulcan rebels, Archer and Reed take turns sniping at Tucker. He responds by randomly booby-trapping panels, buttons, and consoles until they knock it off.

Awakening

26 Nov 04

Enterprise gets smacked around by ringships. Archer tries to order the phase cannon hooked up to the warp engine again and the Big Chair explodes.

Kir'Shara

3 Dec 04

More Vulcan ringship Fu. Has to stay up two nights straight rebuilding the Big Chair before Forrest gets back and flogs him for messing with it. Archer and Reed take turns "supervising."

Daedalus

14 Jan 05

Erickson casually disses and dismisses him several times, on his own ship over his own engines, no less. Loses two engineers to Erickson's "experiments" before he finally gets the transporter working again.

Observer Effect

21 Jan 05

Catches microscopic silicone implants, develops Hack-Up-A-Lung Syndrome, collapses and passes out, gets the chillzensweats, might've lost lunch, possessed, run through the microwave, and dies before being resurrected. On the plus side, Sato gets bored sitting around in Decon with him and gives him a free ride just to have something to do.

Babel One

28 Jan 05

Forrest orders Tucker to investigate the Romulan drone ship, and Reed insists on going along "in case he finds anything interesting." Enterprise has to abandon them briefly. The Roms set the drone to "frappé." Tucker gets Reed to swear on Betsy that he'll never try to attach the phase cannon to the warp engines again before sharing his oxygen.

United

04 Feb 05

Seriously microwaved, a bit more ship frappé, caught in the backwash of Reed's pistol-bomb, and then has to leap out into space with Reed, sans pod or tether.

The Aenar

11 Feb 05

No damage. Columbia offers him a new job and he takes it.

Affliction

18 Feb 05

Divergence

25 Feb 05

Forrest sends Reed and the MACOs to board Columbia and steal Tucker back. On the way back, they detour to rendezvous with the Klingons, who want to return Phlox ("That smile just creeps us out, sorry"), and get a rousing rendition of the "Mother Tucker" limerick after all.

Bound

15 April 05

Forrest gets a gift of three Hot Trotters, whom Sato intercepts and sends packing before they can even reach to Engineering to seduce Tucker for secrets.

In a Mirror, Darkly

22 April 05

T'Pol dupes him, brainwashes him twice, and arranges for him to get zapped by an overloaded EPS feed. Reed works him over for four hours in the ProtoAgony Booth.

In a Mirror, Darkly II

29 April 05

Brief fisticuffs with Phlox. Looks slightly doofy in Scotty's uniform.

Demons

06 May 05

Gets a long whiny letter from his other sister that her Denobulan boyfriend was thrown off the planet by Earth-Firsters.