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The
Xindi
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10 Sep 03
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Nightmare
of his sister dying. Gets to listen to the MACOs brag
about how they stormed the mine to kidnap a prisoner
for information.
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Anomaly
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17 Sep 03
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Gets a burn on his hand from playing
with a widget which wasn't entirely drained. Forrest
yells at him for not being able to figure out how the
shield the ship from the effects of the blorps.
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Extinction
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24 Sep 03
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The three MACOs who wound
up with the Lo'kek virus were no friends of his, and
eliminating the planet eliminates the threat of the
stuff spreading. But Forrest orders the phase cannon
hooked directly to the engine to take the planet out,
and Reed doubles his required bribe to unhook it again.
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Rajiin
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01 Oct 03
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Completely dissed by Faster Pussycat,
who won't even bother getting close enough to him to
decide if his brain is worth groping.
A little smoke inhalation from a lab explosion.
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Impulse
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08 Oct 03
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No damage. Mining ore off an airless
asteroid is the perfect job for Seth MacFarlane.
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Exile
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15 Oct 03
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Loses the Engineering pool on "How
many days will it take Sato to seduce information
out of the telepathic alien?"
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The Shipment
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29 Oct 03
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Reed is ordered to destroy yet another
planet, and tries to attach the phase cannons to the
warp engines permanently, "since all this hooking and
unhooking is terribly inefficient." Tucker
finds the spanner he used to beat Reed unconscious
in the
shuttlepod, and they have at it again.
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Twilight
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5 Nov 03
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In a grim future, everyone will be dead
for fifteen minutes.
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North Star
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12 Nov 03
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No damage. The crew takes shore leave
on a planet which appears to be an Ancient West theme
park. He talks to the local bootleggers and finds a
way to adjust his still to smooth out his rotgut a
little.
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Similitude
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19 Nov 03
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Tucker gets FOOMed by one of his
warp field experiments and nearly dies. Phlox does his
own experiment and grows a clone of Tucker to use for
brain transplant material. The clone develops Tucker's
memories and abilities and figures out a way to jigger
the warp field to create a rift into an alternate universe,
and escapes. A second clone is sedated for the two
weeks it takes to grow to proper size, and the transplant
is successful. However, the second clone mysteriously
develops the same scarring as Tucker, which
the first clone didn't, leaving no facial skin suitable
for a graft.
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Carpenter Street
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26 Nov 03
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{In the Mirror Universe, a script this
boring would have been burned and the ashes dumped
over the writers' heads.}
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Chosen Realm
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14 Jan 04
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Gets a backhanded compliment from the
Head Zealot, who says he's blessed to have had his
cheek pinched by the Makers. Tucker gladly turns him
over
to Reed and his kids, who have a grand old
time
stalking
the
Exploding
Zealots
through
the ship and trying to shoot them just before
they blow themselves up.
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Proving Ground
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21 Jan 04
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No damage. The Andorians are lots of
fun in a fight, but none of them (or their ale) make
it down to Engineering.
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Stratagem
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04 Feb 04
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Gets to listen to the MACOs brag about
how they beat information out of another prisoner.
Gets the last laugh when the information turns out
to be wrong, and Sato seduces the right answer out
of the guy.
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Harbinger
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11 Feb 04
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No damage. Melting Molecules Alien sees
him and veers the other way. T'Pol, stoned out of her
mind on trellium, takes him for a free ride. The next
day he overhears her yelling at the other Vulcans not
to let her trellium-goggle.
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Doctor's Orders
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18 Feb 04
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Archer wakes him up a full day after
the rest of the crew, so the only thing left in the
galley is old oatmeal and some leola root casserole.
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Hatchery
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25 Feb 04
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No damage. Rigs Reed's panel to explode
if the phase cannon hookup controls are accessed.
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Azati
Prime
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03 Mar 04
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Toasted
by sparks and flames in Engineering, plus his wee bairns
got a kick in the right family jewel.
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Damage
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21 Apr 04
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Well, some, anyway. Lots of soot and
scratches and bruises from last episode. Zaps his hand
on an alien force-field.
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The
Forgotten
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28 Apr 04
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Goes two days without sleep and then
has a nightmare, gets dissed by Phlox, and T'Pol screws
up her latest covert-ops Vulcan mind trick so he forgets
that his sister died and has to learn about it all over
again.
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E2
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05 May 04
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No damage. If the I.S.S. Enterprise
did get thrown back in time, the crew would have
torn one another apart long before reaching the causal
event again, so there's no way anyone in the current
timeline would know about it.
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The
Council
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12 May 04
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Has a pulled muscle from overwork. Works
out the knots by pounding the crap out of some uppity
MACOs.
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Countdown
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19 May 04
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Loses the Engineering pool on "How
many days will it take Sato to seduce her way free
from the aliens who kidnapped her?"
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Zero
Hour
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26 May 04
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Along with the rest of the crew less
Phlox, suffers from the heartbreak of hyperpsoriasis.
On the plus side, for the first time, nobody can legitimately
make a comment about his face.
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