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link to commentary
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no damage 
 serious
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| Shockwave,
Part II |
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18 Sep 02
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Completely embarrasses himself in
front of Starfleet brass, the Vulcan diplomatic contingent,
and the entire bridge crew by losing his temper (and stepping
out of line) and screaming at the Vulcan ambassador. T'Pol and
Malcolm both get "TripHammered Get Well Cards" and
Purple Hearts for injuries suffered in the line of duty. Any
more of this and I'll have to launch "MalTreatment"
and "T'Pole-axed." |
| Carbon Creek |
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25 Sep 02 |
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No damage, unless you count a twice-pulled
leg. |
| Minefield |
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2 Oct 02 |
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Trip gets artfully greasy and mussed,
but no blood. Spends most of the episode very worried -- about
Mal, Cap'n, and Enterprise. |
| Dead
Stop |
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9 Oct 02 |
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Drops the tidbit that he never got
around to fixing the paint scrape from "Broken Bow."
Chows down on catfish. Gets chewed out for snooping. Chews the
ear off an alien computer. Why I am so hungry alluva sudden? |
| A Night
in Sickbay |
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16 Oct 02 |
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No damage. He didn't have to watch
the dumb dream sequence and the painfully forced Freudian slips
like the rest of us. On the other hand, he missed the Great
Pyrithian Bat Hunt. |
| Marauders |
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30 Oct 02 |
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Mostly dirt. Although the Recycled
Rambo/Olivia
Newton-John camo gear is pretty embarrassing. Gets artfully
mussed again along with Archer, T'Pol, and Mal. |
| The
Seventh |
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6 Nov 02 |
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Finds he has some difficulty fitting
into that fourth pip for a day. Can't finish his specially-ordered
farfalle pesto because he keeps getting interrupted. Worries
briefly about Archer and T'Pol's safety, but winds up being
more concerned about giving the crew the Titian Two-Step. |
| The
Communicator |
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13 Nov 02 |
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Let's give Trip a hand, since he
seems to have misplaced his. Archer brushes him off another
away mission and then gives him acida when Archer and
Mal are taken prisoner. Gets blown across the shuttle bay by
an explosion in the cell ship. |
| Singularity |
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20 Nov 02 |
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Everyone takes a beating! Mal and
Trip share a little fisticuffs with Archer on the bridge, Archer
whaps them both upside the head, Trav nearly gets dissected,
and the crew gets microwaved by OCD Particles™. |
| Vanishing
Point |
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27 Nov 02 |
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Smudged by ancient dust. Kidnapped
and returned (off-screen), angst, remorse, and survivor's guilt,
but we could probably write this entire thing off as an underdone
bit of transported potato. |
| Precious
Cargo |
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11 Dec 02 |
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Gets struck with a number of blunt
objects, including a crowbar, a swamp, some alien jerk's fist,
a rock, and Chickie-boo's acting. He shoulda used one on Chickie-boo.
(Photo-intensive.) |
| The
Catwalk |
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18 Dec 02 |
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Annoyed and kept awake by the alien
visitors who shush him. Gets half a deadly radiation dose. Endures
the brunt of Mal's PMS. Has to share close quarters with 82
other Enterprise crewmembers and three aliens plus Porthos
and assorted medical critters who haven't bathed in a week (but
that's everyone). Slightly broiled catfish before T'Pol and
Mal can turn off the warp engines. |
| Dawn |
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8 Jan 03 |
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The "Enemy Trip's" is definitely
the desert. Gets beaten up several times, phasered, hog-tied,
and broiled; gags on alien grog; and (the unkindest cut of all)
has to go without coffee. Someone get that boy an iced
cappuccino, stat! (Photo-intensive -- almost three dozen screencaps.) |
| Stigma |
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5 Feb 03 |
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The only thing creepier than Phlox's
tongue and toenails? Thinking about Mrs. Phlox's tongue
and toenails.She paws, fondles, and drools over Trip, who runs
away with as much Southern graciousness as he can manage. |
| Cease Fire |
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12 Feb 03 |
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No damage. In fact, Trip was such
a damn good commanding officer, maybe they should promote Archer
to diplomat and leave Trip in charge of Enterprise. |
| Future
Tense |
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19 Feb 03 |
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Knocked out cold by a Suliban. He
and Mal find that Chef's Bean Burrito Surprise isn't the only
thing repeating on them. |
| Canamar |
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26 Feb 03 |
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Beaten up during a false arrest (offscreen...
coulda been searched too). Shock therapy handcuffs. A guest
demon from Buffy talks him into tears of boredom, and
then makes him feel guilty about getting annoyed. Phasered.
Firefight over his head (no need for a hair cut this week --
"yeah, just singe a little off the back, Mott"). And
the embarrassing pleather outfit is certainly worth a point. |
| The
Crossing |
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2 Apr 03 |
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Trip (and about a third of the crew)
succumb to the will-to-power-o'-the-wissssps. Trip goes trippin'
three or four times, while his body gets punched, broadsided,
and gassed. Brief upper bluesies. Trinneer actually took damage
in this one. |
| Judgment |
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9 Apr 03 |
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No damage. No screen time.
What is it with Trip and Klingons? |
| Horizon |
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16 Apr 03 |
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No damage. Although if he'd kept
needling T'Pol about the stupid movie, she might have turned
around and clocked him one. |
| The
Breach |
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23 Apr 03 |
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Severe rock rash from sliding down
the mountain. Dangles perilously. Lots of dirt, sweat, bruises,
and muscle strain. Completely ticked off by the Denobulan geologists.
Local rude government takes a few potshots at Shuttlepod One
by way of farewell. |
| Cogenitor |
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30 Apr 03 |
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Trip opens Pandora's
box and gives fire to Prometheus,
who then burns up like Icarus,
to Trip's guilt and horror. Gets scolded by T'Pol and seriously
chewed out twice by Archer. |
| Regeneration |
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7 May 03 |
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No damage. Sparks flying around hardly
count. Neither does worrying about his wee half-assimilated
bairns, since we knew the Minimatrix was toast anyway. |
| First Flight |
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14 May 03 |
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No damage. Scoldings from brass are
a dime a dozen. The security goons barely touch him. |
| Bounty |
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14 May 03 |
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Clean phaser shot to the torso before
the credits roll, which he ouches over later on. Scruffy and
dirty in the teaser -- apparently he fell while hiking before
the episode started. |
| The
Expanse |
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21 May 03 |
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Trip's baby sister is one of seven
million dead. Grief and rage and survivor's guilt. Gets showered
with sparks from exploding bridge consoles. |
| Minor
Contusions |
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Single photos from episodes which
didn't have enough damage (or plot) to warrant a full page,
and other miscellany. |
