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no damage 
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| Shockwave,
Part II |
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18 Sep 02
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Overpowered by a pair of shapeshifting Suliban and
locked in his quarters. Misses out on all the fun torture.
("More for me!" Reed croaks later.)
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| Carbon
Creek |
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25 Sep 02
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No damage. The Engineering
crew sits around drinking rotgut and boasting about their
past victories. |
| Minefield |
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2 Oct 02 |
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Has to climb out on the hull
to set a few charges to blow off a section of the plating
to dislodge the mine. Reed accidentally unhooks his safety
tether. |
| Dead
Stop |
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9 Oct 02 |
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The hazmat drones at an automated repair station try
to throw him out an airlock because they think he's
engine waste. As compensation, he gets them to install
a tookit in a sphincter pouch behind his navel.
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| A
Night in Sickbay |
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16 Oct 02
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No damage. Archer gets very
drunk and tries to seduce T'Pol. She puts him in traction.
Reed films the whole thing, and the lower decks have a
good laugh watching. |
| Marauders |
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30 Oct 02
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Forrest blames him for the
low mileage the engines are getting, so he and
a crew have to fight their way into a Klingon-occupied
deuterium refinery to get more fuel. Finds the "Mother
Tucker" limerick has spread even farther into the
Empire than he imagined. |
| The
Seventh |
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6 Nov 02
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No damage. Gets a week off
to repair and upgrade the engines while Security stalks
some rebel-rousing Vulcan agents. |
| The
Communicator |
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13 Nov 02
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Gets blown across the shuttle
bay by an explosion in the cell ship's cloaking device.
The leaking radiation turns him completely invisible for
about three days, leaving him only detectable with a Geiger
counter. Reed taunts him by playing "Nowhere Man"
incessantly over the ship's intercom. |
| Singularity |
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20 Nov 02
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No damage. Everyone on the
ship is already so obsessed and paranoid that the OCD
Anomaly hardly has an effect. |
| Vanishing
Point |
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27 Nov 02
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Gets left behind on a planet
when Sato has hallucinations after beaming up, and Archer
conveniently "forgets" to tell Forrest where the Chief
Engineer is for a day or two. |
| Precious
Cargo |
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11 Dec 02
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Gets kidnapped by pirates who need a keeper for their
royal hostage. She turns out to be a royal
pain in the
ass. After listening to her caterwauling for three
days, he tries to throw himself out an airlock.
She ties him up and screeches at him until he gets
free
and rigs the ship's engine to explode. In his escape
pod, he narrowly misses being target practice for
Reed's
new phase cannon.
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| The
Catwalk |
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18 Dec 02
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Has to sleep on the walkway
railing when three MACOs commandeer his hammock. Annoyed
and kept awake by the alien visitors who keep stumbling
over him. Endures the brunt of Sato's PMS. Has to
share close quarters with 82 other hostile and pissy Enterprise crewmembers
and three aliens plus Porthos and assorted medical
critters
who haven't bathed in a week (but that's everyone).
Volunteers to go out into the irradiated part of the ship to turn off the engines
if it means getting him away from T'Pol's remarks about
how he smells.
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| Dawn |
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8 Jan 03
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Fires on Jerry the first
time he hears something moving in the Joshua trees.
Takes him several hours to haul the transceiver to
the top of Mesa Verde by himself, where he collapses
with dehydration before the ship finds him. Gets a
severe dressing-down from Forrest for crashing another
shuttlepod.
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| Stigma |
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5 Feb 03
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No damage. If Sleezal doesn't
care about his face, and Phlox doesn't care about Sleezal's
recreational activities, he sure isn't
going to raise a fuss about it. |
| Cease
Fire |
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12 Feb 03
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Some worry for his wee bairns.
Forrest settles a Vulcan-Andorian border dispute by ordering
Reed to
destroy the planet in question, which requires the phase
cannon be hooked directly to the warp engine again. Has
to bribe Reed so he can unhook it afterwards. |
| Future
Tense |
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19 Feb 03
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Knocked out cold by a Suliban.
Completely pissed off that the two minutes he winds
up repeating five or six times are spent in a turbolift
with Porthos, who just had cheddar for lunch. |
| Canamar |
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26 Feb 03
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Beaten up during a false
arrest (offscreen... coulda been searched too). Shock
therapy
handcuffs. A guest demon from Buffy thinks he's
from the same species and tries to seduce him. Phasered.
Firefight over his head. On the plus side, Reed looks
a little jealous of the handcuffs.
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| The
Crossing |
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2 Apr 03
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Gets possessed briefly
by a wissssp, after which Forrest orders the whale
ship destroyed. Spends the rest of the episode getting
drunk with Hess and telling her about the marvelous
place he saw called "Tarpon Springs."
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| Judgment |
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9 Apr 03
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No damage. He heard "Klingon"
and locked himself in his quarters for the week rather
than hear that damn limerick one more time. |
| Horizon |
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16 Apr 03
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No damage. Has a fling with
a cargo ship crewmember and then enjoys it all over again
when he finds out she was Mayweather's sister. |
| The
Breach |
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23 Apr 03
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Severe rock rash from sliding
down the mountain. Dangles perilously. Lots of dirt,
sweat,
bruises, and muscle strain. Reed mocks his climbing skills
until he shoots the Major in the ass. Local rude government
takes a few potshots at Shuttlepod One by way of farewell. |
| Cogenitor |
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30 Apr 03
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No damage. The Vissians display
their usual resistance to paying their yearly Imperial
tribute, but they eventually send over their excellent
cheeses. |
| Regeneration |
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7 May 03
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No damage. Helps Phlox dissect
two of the cybernetic beings and gets some parts to use
for future personal upgrades. |
| First
Flight |
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14 May 03 |
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A flashback episode: The governor
of Florida tries to appropriate Tucker's baby sister
for
a concubine.
Tucker registers his objection with a well-placed phaser
shot. The governor's widow registers her objection by
sending some goons to rough him up and "volunteer" him
for Imperial service. After he survives six turns on
the Vomit Comet, Commodore Black decides he likes what
he sees and buys Tucker's assignment chit. |
| Bounty |
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14 May 03 |
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T'Pol recruits him to help
her through pon farr. It takes Phlox an hour to set
his broken arm and collarbone afterwards and a crowbar
to pry the smirk off his face. Then she comes back to
swear him to secrecy, and it takes
another
two
hours
to set
it all again. |
| The
Expanse |
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21 May 03
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Tucker's baby sister is one
of seven million dead. Grief and rage and survivor's
guilt.
Gets showered with sparks from exploding bridge consoles. |
