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Airdate
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Damage
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link to commentary
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no damage 
 serious
damage
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Broken
Bow
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26 Sept 01
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Goes through Decon with two big angry Klingons.
Shot by Suliban. Insulted repeatedly by T'Pol. Groped by Klaang.
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Fight or Flight
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03 Oct 01
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Insulted repeatedly by Archer. His wee bairns
take a beating from the Anaxar.
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Strange
New World
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10 Oct 01
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Hallucinates being beaten up by rock people.
Actually has a rockslide fall on him. But that knocks him
out for the rest of the episode, so T'Pol can't insult him
further.
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Unexpected
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17 Oct 01
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Impregnated against his will! And without his
knowledge! And then he has to tell the Klingons! And then
Reed starts calling him a "Mother Tucker" until
he has to go beat the tar out of the Brit!
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Terra Nova
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24 Oct 01
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Volunteered for a repair mission on a radioactive
planet, since he's already glowing.
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The
Andorian Incident
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31 Oct 01
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Gets skeeved by Vulcan mummies and cobwebs and
bored by Vulcan monks. Beaten up by Andorians. As a reward,
Forrest lets him pillage the Vulcan satellite facilities for
parts.
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Breaking
the Ice
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7 Nov 01
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The wee bairns take another strain. Insulted
repeatedly by T'Pol. Reed makes a snow Tucker on the asteroid
and then hacks it to pieces with a crowbar.
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Civilization
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14 Nov 01
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Volunteered for a repair mission on a planet
with a radioactive water supply, since he's already glowing.
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Fortunate Son
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21 Nov 01
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Insulted by the Fortunate's civilian
engineer. The Fortunate's civilian engineer later ends
up falling into Porthos's pen just before suppertime. How
unfortunate.
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Cold
Front
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28 Nov 01
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Caught by an exploding manifold when the ship
gets hit with plasma lightning.
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Silent
Enemy
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16 Jan 02
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Forrest insults his entire department by claiming
they can't do anything as well as Jupiter Station can. Reed
pisses him off by hooking a bigass phase cannon directly to
the warp engine.
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Dear Doctor
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23 Jan 02
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No damage. Helps Phlox assemble a two-chamber
treatment booth so he can conduct tests on the Valakians and
the Menk simultaneously.
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Sleeping Dogs
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30 Jan 02
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Bu'KaH regcognizes him from the "There
was a man named Mother Tucker" limerick and insults him
mercilessly the entire episode.
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Shadows
of P'Jem
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6 Feb 02
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Kidnapped and tied up. Beaten up by Andorians
again, who insult him for how badly he got beaten up the last
time. Gets caught in Andorian-Vulcan-Coridan shoot-em-up.
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Shuttlepod
One
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13 Feb 02
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Gets stuck in an abandonded shuttlepod with
Reed. They spend half an hour beating the crap out of each
other to stay warm. When he finally knocks Reed unconscious
with a spanner, he locates Enterprise's signal and
catches up with them hiding behind an asteroid. The Bridge
crew has a good laugh at their expense.
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Fusion
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27 Feb 02
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No damage. Spends the entire episode listening
to Forrest try to convince the Excitable Vulcans that they
have nothing to trade and aren't interested in having guests
for dinner, thanks.
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Rogue
Planet
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20 Mar 02
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Gets asked to come camping by the MACOs, but
then finds out they only wanted him for a nightlight.
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Acquisition
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27 Mar 02
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Runs around for half of the episode in tight
blue Starfleet-issue skivvies. Once the Ferengi see him, they
run for their lives and leave everything behind. Forrest gives
him a commendation for frightening off the enemy, although
"Snarling Bastard, First Class" isn't exactly something
to write home about.
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Oasis
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3 Mar 02
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Gets shot by a hologram. The entire MACO
team and the Starfleet security goons have a good laugh
at his expense.
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Detained
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24 Apr 02
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No damage. Spends some time quietly gloating
that Archer and one of the MACOs were captured and not him.
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Vox Sola
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1 May 02
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Gets caught by a ball of telepathic alien snot,
along with Archer and a few redshirts. Forced to listen to
Archer's paranoid ranting and plotting and the redshirts sneering
about his face. On the plus side, he's alerted to Seth MacFarlane's
plot to assassinate him, and the resultant tirade leaves MacFarlane
a gibbering idiot.
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Fallen
Hero
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8 May 02
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A Vulcan comes aboard pleading for asylum. While
Forrest takes his sweet time deciding her case, she and T'Pol
make comments about Tucker's wardrobe, lack of bedroom action,
lack of manners, and underpowered engines. They finally leave
him alone when he invites them to join him in a threesome.
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Desert Crossing
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8 May 02
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No damage. Reed blows the blowhard alien out
the airlock after the guy yells at him for refusing his offer
of dinner, and Tucker gets his ship for parts.
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Two Days and
Two Nights
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15 May 02
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Goes to a tavern on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet,
gets plastered, and tries to lure a pair of working girls
to bed with the line "Ever see one that glows in the
dark?" Turns out the girls are working boys in
disguise, and Reed finds him the next morning in the alley
behind Greedo's Bar and Phlegm Shoppe without his wallet or
his pants.
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Shockwave
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22 May 02
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No damage. Reed is framed for the destruction
of a mining colony, and Tucker comes out ahead in Engineering's
"Did He or Didn't He?" pool.
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