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Revenge of the Sith Lucas finally gets it mostly right: it doesn't matter how cool the effects are if the story stinks. Nobody will win an Oscar for acting, but it's a satisfying closure-beginning for the two trilogies.
Batman Begins and Fantastic 4 Wherein we learn where he gets all those wonderful toys, and why not every radioactive mutant superhero clan deserves its own franchise.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (the book) And the usual gang of magicmakers, malcontents, and Muggles. Plus some serious stuff. And snogging. This is a FULL-SPOILER commentary.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the movie) Rowling's first overstuffed novel doesn't transition to the big screen quite as gracefully as its predecessor. Some laughs, some gasps, some tears, some confusion.
TrinneerHammered Wherein we recount the embarrassments, humiliations, poking, prodding, snotting, running around in underwear, smothering, folding, spindling, mutilating, freezing, burning, shooting, mutating, executing, brainwashing, court-martialing, framing, and otherwise tormenting of Connor Trinneer's other characters. Inspired by Zeke.
X-Men 3: The Last Stand It's a blockbuster! It's a sensitive social film! It's a sci-fi movie! It's a comic book come to life! Plus Ian McKellan chews more scenery, Hugh Jackman wears tight jeans, and Rebecca Romijn gets to take off the blue makeup again.
Sheldon on "Lame Sci-Fi Characters" An embarrassment of riches. Unfortunately. Drawn by Dave Kellett.
Star Trek Into Darkness AFULL-SPOILER recap/review of the one with Sherlock as the bad guy.
Battlestar Galactica
Battlestar Galactica 2K Drinking Game From one drink to CHUG. Suggestions welcome and will be credited.

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Zarek and RoslinThree Cylons

BSG Motivators Unless you're the lead Cylon, the view never changes. Although come to think of it, the view can't really change if you're just looking at a bunch of clones, can it?
Episode Commentaries, BSG2K Season One
Episode Airdate Rating Synopsis

link to commentary

lousy very cool

Season 1aaa
Colonial Day 18 Mar 05 Tom Zarek makes his political debut in the New World Order, Roslin schemes right back, Six plots, and Baltar gets permission to get lucky -- and a promotion.

Kobol's Last Gleaming

23 Mar 05

The fleet discovers Kobol, their planet of mythical origin. Helo discovers Caprica Sharon is a Cylon, and pregnant. Lee discovers he's a bit jealous over Kara. Roslin discovers she may be a prophet. Galactica Sharon discovers she's a lousy shot (which should have been proof positive she's a Cylon).

Season 2 Commentaries Season 3 Commentaries
Other Treks
Your Mama Wears MACO Boots! Doin' the dozens, Star Trek style. Suggestions welcome and will be credited; open to all Trek series.

Get Me Rewrite!

(Don't forget to check Extras for ENT photos.)

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Note:
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TOS: TribblesSpock and crewSulu saber
VOY: Pool cues

Why Did the Trek Chicken Cross the Road? To boldly cross where no chicken had crossed before.
What Other Trek Characters Would Focus On If Affected by the OCD Singularity™ Obsession is vastly more amusing than mere intoxication.
Other Nors Because the detail-obsessed Cardassians certainly didn't stop at "Terok" and "Empok."
Star Trek Light Bulb Jokes How many Trekkies does it take to change a light bulb?
It wasn't a light bulb! I have a copy of the shooting script for episode 16 and it clearly states it was an anaphasic diode emitter!