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Trip: Just
whack the side of the core a few times and that glitch'll
smooth right out.
Rostov: No, Commander, you hit the impulse engines.
With the warp core, you gotta pop the hatch and take out
one of the flow regulators and shake it around some. Gets
the clog out. Works every time.
Trip: T'Pol, for god's sake, would you
go eat something already? In fact, have Chef make you
up a bacon cheeseburger. And a bloomin' onion. And a side
of lasagne. With a banana split for dessert. Please.
Malcolm: For an appetizer I'll have the
Rocky Mountian Oysters, spicy. Then I'd like the Jack Daniels
spareribs with horseradish, with cheese fries and okra for
sides. And could you please bring me a fresh Sam Adams when
you've a moment free?
Archer: You know, T'Pol, you're absolutely
right. I was being an ass. Can you forgive me?
T'Pol: Actually, Captain, Vulcan had
made very little advancement in {insert item here} until
we met Terrans.
Phlox: Not tonight, my dears. I have
to scrape my tongue clean.
Travis: {Doesn't say anything off-camera
either.}
Hoshi: I have no !@&$*&#! idea
what he just &*^#%&#ing said! He's got four@*&#&%$ing
heads and he's green, fa crissake! Whaddya think I
am, psychic or something?!
Porthos: Pushin' a rock, pushin' a rock,
pushin' a rock, pushin' a rock....
Cutler: Hello, Security? I have a roach
in my quarters. Could someone come up here to kill it?...
Yes, but that's why I want you guys to come kill it.
I know how disgusting they are.
Soval: I admit Mister Tucker does have
a certain...charm.
Shran: I think I'm developing a taste
for this pinkskin whisky. The hangovers aren't nearly as bad
as they are after ale. I wonder if Archer would trade me a
case.
Forrest: Would you just get over your
pointy-eared self, Sov?
T'Pol: If that Orion shook me one more
time, he was going to get a good swift kick in the Jolly Green
Giant. (Tripsmyguy)
Malcolm: Who does he think he is? Superman?
I should put some kryptonite in that bloody water polo ball
of his. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like Trip! (Tripsmyguy)
Archer: This away mission sounds kinda
dangerous. Malcolm, why don't you take it? (Tripsmyguy)
Phlox: Would it kill him to let
me finish a sentence? (Tripsmyguy)
Porthos: I didn't like the looks of that
guy in the kitchen last time. He didn't belong here…
should 'a bit 'im. (Tripsmyguy)
Soval: "The chicken or the egg?"
This question has puzzled your species for centuries?
What a bunch of maroons! (Tripsmyguy)
Forrest: One of these days, Soval…
bang, zoom, right in the kisser! (Tripsmyguy)
Shran: Any planet with a place called
"Iceland" can't be all bad. (Tripsmyguy)
Silik: This get-up is bad enough, but
thank Future Guy I don't have to wear Daniels's outfit! (Tripsmyguy)
Rostov: Who's this "Kelby"
jerk? Never heard of him! I been bustin' my hump here for
three years! And I'm a damn sight cuter too! (Tripsmyguy)
Trip: No, Jon, Ah don't want to borrow
your waterpolo recordings. It's boring. Ah only watched because
you wanted me to. (wychwood)
Phlox: Actually, Dr. Lucas, I must admit
that I sometimes make up extravagant stories about my menagerie
just to shock them. They believe anything I tell them!
(wychwood)
Malcolm: Indeed, Captain, this mission
is far too important to allow a preliminary security sweep.
We wouldn't want to insult anyone, would we? You go
first. Alone. I'll be along shortly. (Mereope)
Archer: Next time, for the first time,
I'll be prepared for any alien with a hidden agenda. Next
time, for the first time, I'll be prepared for any alien with
a hidden agenda. Next time, for the first time.... (myst)
Risa: Now updated from "Harmless"
to "Mostly Harmless." (The CURSOR)
Trip: So Ah taught her to read. Big deal.
It's not like Ah brought my dog to piss on their Alvera trees
or anything. (Tripper)
Malcolm: I'm telling you, he's never
forgiven me for losing that communicator. That's why he's
stabbing me in the back by bringing in this bunch of useless
20-year-old Rambo wannabes led by Major Pain. (Tripper)
Archer: Malcolm! Just let it go, will
ya?! For the thousandth time, you can't go first. Do
ya want me to look like a wimp or something? (Tripper)
Phlox: I try everything, I know better
than to eat breadsticks with a knife and fork, and I can provide
a wide variety of interesting dinner conversations. So how
come I never get invited to dinner at the Captain's Table?
(Tripper)
Archer: Because when you lick your lips, you also lick
your nose, eyes, eyebrows, and the back of your neck. And
sometimes you get my lips.
Porthos: Of course I knew those trees were sacred.
Why do ya think I begged to go? Any man that expects me to
go on newspaper for months at a time deserves to be humiliated.
(Tripper)
Hoshi: Oh. My. God. I've been
bored to tears on this bridge for four years thinking Travis
had nothing to say, and all this time he's been trying to
talk with me telepathically! Now that I figured out how to
communicate with him, I can't shut the guy up. He's driving
me crazy! (Tripper)
Travis: {big smile} (Tripper)
Malcolm: ~~~ Tell me about it! ~~~ (Archer4Trip)
T'Pol: My apologies, Ensign Sato. I thought everyone
knew. He described his abilities in great detail on his application.
(Tripper)
T'Pol: OOOOhhh Yeah! 'Bout time I let
the girls out to breathe! Damn this catsuit -- bring me an
old grey sweatshirt any day, and some PJ bottoms.
Hoshi: Uhhh, I know we're trying to "get closer,"
but you shouldn't "let the girls out" here in the
gym. And especially not if you're gonna get on that spinny
thing.
Malcolm: Oh, I don't know! Could be amusing!
Travis: I hope so!
All: Aaaaagh! When did YOU come in?!? (Archer4Trip)
Porthos: <piddle>
Archer: Aw God !#*@$&#@*^% Porthos! I just
put this uniform ON for chrissakes! Couldn't you at least
wait for a tree on the next planet?
Trip: Whoa! Ah just got this flash of you with long dreads
and tattoos.
Archer: Let's keep that to ourselves, okay? (Archer4Trip)
Archer: I had this whole speech prepared,
but you know what? Let's just skip it. (DNash)
Malcolm: I'm happy to let the Captain
go first. If he wants to be a walking target, who am I to
argue? (DNash)
Archer: Okay, who left the "I brake
for gazelles" sign on the back of my chair? (Tripsmyguy)
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