Archer Honk
If You've Hit Warp 2!
My Other Car Is A Starship
If You Can Read
This, I'm Going Faster Than You Are
It's My Daddy's Engine
T'Pol
{Doesn't have any. Adding a message to the
back of one's vehicle is unnecessary and distracting to other
drivers.}
Trip
I Went To Risa and All I Got Was This Lousy
Bumpersticker! (And Mugged.)
Why Yes, I Did Go To Charm School, You Sonofabitch
Free the Cogenitors
Malcolm
You Will Take My Phaser Rifle When You Pry
It From My Cold Dead Fingers
This vehicle is protected by a photon torpedo,
phase cannons, bulletproof armour, shields, polarized hull
plating, guard dogs, the Holy Hand Grenade, ninjas, rabid
Trekkies, and the full force and measure of an incredibly
ticked-off Brit who hasn't gotten any for a few years.
Hoshi
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (Klingon for "Today
is a good day to die!}
Travis
Honk.
Phlox
I Brake For Roadkill...You Never Know If You
Might Scrape Up Something Useful.
Is It Time For Your Medication or Mine?
Have
You Seen My Wife's Husband?
Porthos
{Isn't allowed to drive. However, Alpha Male's
first car used to have a bumpersticker which read "I
Love Beagles."}
Shran
If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Out
of My Galaxy!
Soval
Vulcan is for Logicians. {Secretly added
to his car by Admiral Forrest when Soval was in a meeting.
Left it on as a memorial.}
Major Hayes
Semper Miss
Manny Coto
I Cleaned Up Three Years of Derivative Pap And
All I Got Was This Pink Slip And The Undying Devotion Of Five
Or Six Million Trekkies
Five-Minute.net
Because Trek is long, life is short, and Zeke
is really damn funny
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