Memo to TPTB: Let Archer
My first off-topic rant: why is Archer such
You: Captain Archer, Season Two
Since people were asking for it, I went back
to see if Archer's gotten any better in the intervening year.
It's amazing how these people can still fit
into those very closely tailored uniforms, given that they're
eating and drinking practically every single episode.
Welcome to the BowMouth
(all one document)
Part 1 Part
2 Part 3 Part
"Enterprise" à la "Buffy
the Vampire Slayer," plus every other pop reference and
inside joke I could possibly jam in. All the Klingon is canon,
even if the grammar is off. It's very long, but all text --
no photos. (I did break it up into quarters if that makes
it easier to read.)
The ENT Drinking
From one drink to chug. Suggestions welcome
and will be credited.
The ultimate edition of the famous "tell
me all about yourself" email survey, answered by our
intrepid crew. Set between "Horizon" and "The
Breach," so before the Borg, the Cogenitor, and the Xindi.
Co-writing credit goes to rainwoman, with a little help from
the always-generous Archer4Trip.
A slightly different version of the Personal
Quiz, tailored to the Mirror Universe. Set during various
points in "In a Mirror, Darkly 1 and 2" depending
on the character. Co-writing credit goes to myst and rainwoman.
Plastic Fantastic Theatre Presents:
Day of the Tripods
Okay, so I got my Trip-in-Starfleet-blues action
figure, and I was going to take another credenza photo, and
Moogie said, "That's cheesy! Let's go in the garage where
we can set up the lights properly." This is the result
after a six-hour photo shoot and another six hours of SFX.
Get Me Rewrite!
(Don't forget to check Off-Topic
for non-ENT photos.)
I provide the photo; you provide the dialogue, caption, or
other silliness. Feel free to email captions for past photos.
Note: This is a PG-13 site, and as such, overly lewd,
crude, or otherwise obscene material will not be posted.
Robe • Goop
• Cave •
• Tied up
scanning • Conversation
in fur • Helmet
vision • Conference • Sickbay •
Mirror Bridge • Clem •
|Every Picture Tells a Story
I provide the photos from past Get Me Rewrites; you provide
the running jokes.
Archer, Get Your
Goats by xeyes • In
the Air Tonight by xeyes • Ev'ry
Guy's Crazy 'Bout a Sharp-Dressed Officer by xeyes
||Photos of Trip actor Connor Trinneer (and a few
of Trip) in high-decibel haberdashery.
||Remember the classic kids' game Mad
Libs? Here's ENT Libs, the "Enterprise"
version. Slowly expanding to cover the episodes as well as characters.
DVD Audio Commentaries
|An alternate version of the audio commentary
track on the ENT DVDs. In the order they were posted, which
has nothing to do with the order in which they aired.
Inspired by "Audio
commentary 5 for The Two Towers" by rohandove.
||April Fool! (the 2004 edition)
| Last Wills and Testaments
from the NX-01
||Look, it's dangerous out there.
|Choose Your Own ENTventure!
||One story. Eighteen different endings. No deaths,
|Season 4: Go Big,
Go Bold, Go For Broke
||My wish list for Season 4, or at least how I
would have done things if I were king.
|'Twas the ENT Before
||And all through the ship, not a creature was
stirring, not even a <snip>
By wombat61 and rainwoman.
|New Year's Resolutions
of the NX-01 Crew (and friends)
||And none of that tired old "Lose weight,
spend less, clean out the garage" stuff either.
from the NX-01 Crew (and friends)
||That is, if they all drove cars. Co-writing credit
goes to Tripper. Suggestions welcome and will be credited. I
also did a list of R-rated bumperstickers, but you'll have to
email me for that.
||For April Fool's 2005, I thought I'd do something
a little different: a gushy, giggly, swooning fansite... for
quantum physicist Stephen Hawking. It's all in fun; no disrespect
||The advice column by everyone's favorite Andorian
agony aunt, Shrann Landers.
April 8, 2005
June 10, 2005
September 5, 2005
|Back to School with
the NX-01 Crew (and friends)
||A few years after Starfleet Academy's opening
in 2161. A sampling of what courses our intrepid crew might
take, or teach. Co-writing credit goes to myst and Tripper.
|What They Say Off-Camera
||"Lines You'll Never Hear On ENT," through
the fourth wall. Suggestions welcome and will be credited.
|What's on the iPods
of the NX-01 crew? (and friends)
||I bet they have like forty-seven-bazillion-GB
drives and the iPods play holoprograms.
|Things Archer Signs Without Looking
||Just your ordinary run-of-the-mill memos from
the NX-01 crew and friends.
||Imagine if the whole show had been set in the
Mirror Universe. April Fool!
|All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Trip
||And what better example could we have? Suggested
by Hildwyn of Rohan.
|ENT Motivational Posters
||Unless you're the lead sehlat, the view never
changes. Submissions welcome and will be credited.