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Wordsearch
Find as many words as you can in the grid, going up, down, forwards, and backwards.
Crossword

Clues
Across
2. Car which was ahead of its time
5. Person who drives the train

Down
1. Darwin
2. To stumble
3. King of England from 1625 to 1649
4. Mouse from “The Cricket in Times Square”

Horoscopes

Aquarius (January 20-February 17): Romance is in the air! If you have a first date planned, it should go well as you discover things you didn't know you had in common. Beware of getting entangled in other people's problems.

Pisces (February 18-March 19): Lots of new challenges this week as unannounced visitors show up. Everyone loves to eat, so make sure you have plenty on hand. But remember, guests and fish start to stink after three days, so have an exit strategy planned.

Aries (March 20-April 19): You're a little vulnerable when someone takes you by surprise, so try not to get defensive. Be flexible, roll with the punches, and be ready to think on your feet. Your best attributes will be on display.

Taurus (April 20–May 19): Need something but can't come right out and ask for it? Remember the old saying about "when in Rome" and try to blend into the group. You'll pick up a lot that way. Dress the part, keep your ears open, and enjoy the ride.

Gemini (May 20-June 20): Try not to sweat the details of your latest project. If you focus too closely, you'll miss the larger picture. Spare an ear for friends who come to you for an opinion.

Cancer (June 21-July 21): When a coworker starts behaving oddly, trust your judgment. You may need to gather allies to keep the situation from getting out of control. Save the drastic solutions for last, but don't be afraid to make the hard decisions if they're necessary. It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Leo (July 22-August 22): You show surprising leadership abilities in a crunch -- surprising only to those who don't know the real you. Keep a cool head and a no-nonsense attitude, and you'll prevail. People in high places will be impressed.

Virgo (August 23-September 21): Keep your cool. If someone interferes in your job without asking, try to see the other person's point of view before blowing your stack. Honey will catch flies, but some people prefer vinegar on fish and chips.

Libra (September 22-October 22): Even though you've been hurt before and are feeling gun-shy, put it aside when someone offers to take care of you. This vulnerable period will be over before you know it. Use the time for reflection and recuperation.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): There are mysteries to be solved all around you, so find an adventuresome partner and go exploring. You'll broaden your horizons in ways you never expected. Stand up for yourself against mindless bureaucracy.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) You may be called upon to be a leader when higher-ups leave unexpectedly. It'll be tough, but with the help of dedicated friends, your star will shine. Your deeds will be remembered long after you're gone.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Go easy on your coworkers this week; they've got it tougher than you think. Be quick to listen and slow to judge. Good advice and good friends will show up when you least expect it. You'll need all your ingenuity to solve a problem.

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