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Single Xyrillian Female seeking
host for my embryo. Short pregnancy, all expenses
paid,
room and board negotiable. Box 105P.
DGBM, 42, looking for tall
handsome gentleman who likes to tinker. I’ve
got the shop, you’ve got the box, let’s
make something beautiful together. Box 387P.
I'm the Princess, You're the Commoner.
Haughty-but-nice SKF hoping to sneak away from oppressive
bodyguards for a week or two of romp in the swamp.
No
strings. Not responsible for aforementioned bodyguards
chopping off hands. Box 209P.
Lonely STF, 33, looking for
handy type, Southerners preferred. Age irrelevant.
Be my sweet sweet tea! Box 47P.
ME: Redheaded GTM, likes travel,
reading, a man in uniform. YOU: tall, broad shoulders,
warm hands, a smile that could melt butter. Sounds like
a dream? Write me! Box 542P.
PRAYER TO THE GREAT BIRD OF THE GALAXY
(Never known to fail) Keep me sheltered beneath
your mighty wings, defend me from my enemies, help me
to soar to new heights, lead me to the undiscovered
country. (make request) Lend me your eyes to see clearly,
sound the clarion call that I might hear the truth.
-- Say one hour a week on Wed nights for 24 weeks and
then publish. Thank you Great Bird MBR
CONFIDENTIAL TO A CERTAIN BLUE-EYED
ENGINEER: Quit moving all the phase pistols 2.5cm
to the left. After the sixth time it stops being funny.
Try it again and I'll start rigging your quarters with
small random explosives.
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LOST: Anybody seen my spanner?
I dropped it down a tube to see how deep it was and
I never heard it hit bottom. Please return to my office,
no questions asked. CT, Chief Eng.
FOUND: Porthos. Again. Deck F,
Section 12. Just comm me and I'll bring him up. Chef
FOUND: Painfully garish tropical-patterned
shirt, left in washing machines last Thursday. Please
come to Laundry & Recycling to claim. Or leave note
with permission to incinerate.
Two books of harmonica music,
much-loved, great condition, must sacrifice. Will sell
or trade for duty shifts, desserts, books I haven't
read yet. Make me an offer. Box 7380F.
Missing your favorite rugby matches? I
have recordings from all season. Looking to trade for
movies with Sidney
Poitier, Gregory Peck. Box 81F.
Cheeses! If you go on any away mission
and pick up a local cheese, I'm interested in a sample.
Or a wedge. Will pay top credit. Box 909W.
I've been having a chocolate fit for
three days! My roommate wants to kill me! Phlox is
threatening to
sedate me! If anyone has anything even resembling
the cacao bean, please write Box 72W ASAP. Any fee
or trade
considered. Please please please I'm going crazy!
But no carob. No white chocolate either. |
Get the work shift you want! Find
out when Chef's serving your favorite desert! Your answers
are in astral cartography. Selenia Box 332A.
What does that passing nebula mean
for your love life? Your career? Your next away mission?
Warlock seventh son of a seventh son tells all.
Low
rates. Write Azmael Box 435A.
Process our logs! Pay weekly.
Free supplies. Make megacredits. Box 12H.
Earn extra money in the comfort of
your quarters! Our booklet tells you how. Only
5cr. Write Box 8043H for speedy delivery.
Shy about putting personal repairs
in the Engineering queue? I'll fix the squeak in your
floor, that busted drawer glide, or the leg of your
desk. Reasonable rates, free estimates. Box 28S.
Euripides? Eumenides! We sew
anything! If Laundry destroyed your best civvies, bring
them
to us. We'll have you
patched up in 48 hours or your credit/trade back.
RedShirt Rags, Box 3792S.
Lonely? Need a friend? I'm
here for you. Skilled listener, never interrupts. You
can tell me all your troubles -- I won't repeat
a word. Box 228S.
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